Why didn’t the lady run away from the attacking lion?
Answer:
They told her it was a man-eating lion.
Why don’t African animals play games?
Answer:
Because there are too many cheetahs (cheaters).
Why do lions eat raw meat?
Answer:
Because they never learnt to cook.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Answer:
Because Seven Eight (ate) Nine
Which English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Answer:
Incorrectly
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